well, now that vacuuming the lawn is out of the way, my father has turned his attention to our garage. so (while i was at a JOey [scouts] sleepover) my family have been emptying out our garage, which has basically been a big store room for the past seven years. they found all my old books from grade five (six years ago), and i was looking through them to decide what to keep (none), and i found these snippets of things that i had written back in the day.

here's my particular favorite- i was laughing so hard:

"Every fortnight we have a party on our tennis court. My bones are acheing after the party so i go to bed. But tonight there is no party because of the fete. for i am going to join a cotholic group. [ it has a recipe of friendship and it's purpose is to stop people going to jail. i February the catholic group is getting some special kind of calculator."


WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and here's tho one i wrote after that:
"Here we go again, he is always annoying me and my friends. Now he is taking my stuff and biting them. Mum and dad accepted his behaviour i am astounded that they have. My clothes are wrecked and fewer friends come over now. but the juicy centre of an orange saves me ffrom ripping him limb from limb."

i am presuming that i am talking about my brother. btw, these are both fantasy works- i can safely say that i dont remember ever having a part every fortnight, or having my brother bite my belongings. XD
so cute lol